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-ATHF-FryLock · **Joined:** Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:07 am **Posts:** 539

We only accept blond hair blue eyed players who hate fubar. -ATHF- has never lost a clan mach (Nor have we been in one) the ninja is -ATHF-'s clan animal, we worship the ninja and in return the ninja helps us kill fubar. We do not allow fubar or x-fubar members in -ATHF-. Also, when the .45's come out, you will be required to only use a .45 or kill atlest 10 fubars a day. Fubar is -ATHF-'s mortal enemy. (mainly ness/shady who are one in the same, and domino has been forgiven and is not counted as a real fubar on acount of he's not a dick)

P.S. I hate fubar, snipers, and really *i-need-a-broader-vocab* hate sniping fubars!!!!!!!!!

Karate Explosion · **Posted:** Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:11 pm

LOL played with many of you guys and good luck with getting members

Evil_Muska · **Posted:** Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:05 pm

-ATHF-FryLock wrote:

We only accept blond hair blue eyed players who hate fubar. -ATHF- has never lost a clan mach (Nor have we been in one) the ninja is -ATHF-'s clan animal, we worship the ninja and in return the ninja helps us kill fubar. We do not allow fubar or x-fubar members in -ATHF-. Also, when the .45's come out, you will be required to only use a .45 or kill atlest 10 fubars a day. Fubar is -ATHF-'s mortal enemy. (mainly ness/shady who are one in the same, and domino has been forgiven and is not counted as a real fubar on acount of he's not a dick)

P.S. I hate fubar, snipers, and really *i-need-a-broader-vocab* hate sniping fubars!!!!!!!!!

Ummm..... WHAT???

Silentcrisis · **Joined:** Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:48 am **Posts:** 1239

Yay Neo-Nazism!!!

But I'd fit right in, I'm blond-haired and blue-eyed and am as sexy as a beast. B)

~Silentcrisis

it · **Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 3:38 pm **Posts:** 2007

Silentcrisis wrote:

Yay Neo-Nazism!!!

But I'd fit right in, I'm blond-haired and blue-eyed and am as sexy as a beast. B)

~Silentcrisis

rawr

j/k...

OR AM I!??!???

no, I really am.

-ATHF-FryLock · **Joined:** Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:07 am **Posts:** 539

This offer still stands, but we now will no longer accept people with bad teeth.

Diane · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 3:49 pm

My dreams to join ATHF have been crushed

Pancake · **Posted:** Mon May 07, 2007 2:30 pm

For $#!+s and giggles. But I don't play too much. If you want someone who doesn't show up for meetings, rarely is online, doesn't eat much fiber, isn't regular and is an average player call upon Pancake!

I've never been in a clan before but now it sounds like a good time. I'm definately down for using the .45 only. On the teeth part - how bad is bad teeth? They look okay but I have a problem with a molar. I can send you my dental records or just have my dentist vouch for me.

If I'm accepted I'll even think about changing my name to Carl.

-ATHF-FryLock · **Joined:** Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:07 am **Posts:** 539

Very well my tasty pancake child. Tag up.

it · **Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 3:38 pm **Posts:** 2007

Pancake wrote:

For $#!+s and giggles. But I don't play too much. If you want someone who doesn't show up for meetings, rarely is online, doesn't eat much fiber, isn't regular and is an average player call upon Pancake!

I've never been in a clan before but now it sounds like a good time. I'm definately down for using the .45 only. On the teeth part - how bad is bad teeth? They look okay but I have a problem with a molar. I can send you my dental records or just have my dentist vouch for me.

If I'm accepted I'll even think about changing my name to Carl.

bah, screw it. same here.only my teeth aren't the best, but that's because of my ongoing dental work. plus, I planned to go .45 only after it came out any way (and my clan is disbanded >_>)

Pancake · **Posted:** Mon May 07, 2007 5:13 pm

Is there a clan site? Do we keep in contact here? Is there more to ATHF or are we just people with the same tag? I can host a site off my domain... it would be athf.kustomerservice.net tho :/

Anyways thanks for letting me join -ATHF-!

Oh yeah and besides Mastershake who else is a member?

-ATHF-FryLock · **Joined:** Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:07 am **Posts:** 539

We're not a "real" clan. Its just a tag. though it it magically grows then, well, we become a clan.

Pancake · **Posted:** Mon May 07, 2007 5:34 pm

-ATHF-FryLock wrote:

We're not a "real" clan. Its just a tag. though it it magically grows then, well, we become a clan.

Just what I was looking for.
:cheers:

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